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'Poor old fellow all hunched over and barely able to walk. I should let him park near the exit and give him a discount.'

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Faster, Georges, faster!

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'Senior management wanted me to raise morale so I made Lionel from accounts 'office jester'!'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

To no ones surprise, they ran head-on into one another. (All couples are wearing teachers reading 'I'm with Stupid'.)

'Since I'm new here, let's start by clearning the air. You may have noticed that I'm short for a C.E.O. . .'

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

'...And here we have the 'Laugher Curve.''

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

Express Barber Chair for Chemo Patients

"Oh, ah, sorry!"

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

Crab with a clown face.

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'Your reflexes are still good!'

Get crazy once in a while

Man fishing with large bait

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

'We recommend that you get a ring of equal weight for the other hand to prevent improper alignment of your spine.'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'