Auction Scene Fan Pillows

"Sold, to the gentleman with the paddle."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

E-Baying @ The Moon

Invisible clothes

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

I e-bay t-shirt.

Man bombarded by sale adverts in the media

Last Chance for Everything.

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I got the cream, but the bulk of the old lady's estate is going to auction."

'Greece is up for auction on eBay - and there's no bidders.'

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

I think you just paid £5000 for cricket box, not a box at the cricket.

'Enough EBAY already!'

'It sold for how much!'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

'Shove' (at big sale).

"I am in training for the sales."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

"The memorabilia auction was a huge flop."

'Maybe that will teach you not to buy a manure spreader without seeing it first.'

'Yes, there is a bidding war - but I'm almost certain you aren't allowed to take prisoners.'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

'Sold! $287,500 to bidder #349!'

Auctioneer of the Year: Edward Hammerhands.

Paddlithic Period

'Remember when your identity was stolen? I just bought it back on eBay.'

"Dr. Jenkins was too cheap to buy a state-of-the-art EHR system so he bought this at a public library auction instead."

The cat had figured out how to work Ebay.