Vintage Gift Lover Gifts

The Three Wise Men deciding on their gifts.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Military Medals

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A Macaroni in 1772

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

Grandma's caf

"How soon will this be a remnant

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I love these old decorations!"

High Riders of the Old West

Ladies by the seaside

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."