Vintage Gift Lover Gifts

The Three Wise Men deciding on their gifts.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Military Medals

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

A Macaroni in 1772

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

"I love these old decorations!"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"How soon will this be a remnant

Grandma's caf

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Ladies by the seaside

High Riders of the Old West

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."