Vintage Finds Pillows

Antique shop with 'the end is near' signs.

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

Diner.

Wine Lady

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Cats on Board.

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rocking Horse

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'Man...You age great!'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

That's supposed to say garage sale!

Old hippie gives peace sign.

"There's more inside."

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Pre-Television Man Caves

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

Roasted

"We've intended to ask you about it for some time, Doctor, but never got around to it."

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'Peter Rabbit and his sisters, Floppy Disc and Mopsy.'

'Sure, I remember using carbon paper. Does that carbon date me?'