Vintage Shopping Pillows

'If it's made in the USA, it's an antique.'

Antiques/Collectible/Bric-A-Brac/Garbage.

Style

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Hey, I've just found some more stuff we can sell.

Spot the Difference: Junk and Antiques

Antiques made daily!!

Vintage Shop: Used puppets for sale - no strings attached.

Americana Cafe: Wanted: Dumb Waiter

Crap from a closet.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Flea Market

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

Tube men dancing.

Shabby Chic and Shabby Sh*te Shops

Antiques

'Buy one, you get two free. . .'

'Hi - what's new?'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'Your shops were known for selling secondhand tat, but we want to reimage them as environmentally leading edge social centres for the reutilisation in an enviornmentally sustainable way of secondhand tat!...'

"I use it to stop little kids from touching everything."

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

junk bought - antiques sold.

Two Ladies Discussing a Table

Women Search through Rags at Street Market

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

"There's a gentleman here who says he would like to look at our books."

Yard Sale: Cookie Jar - $10,000

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Diner.

Victorian Lady

The height of fashion in 1796

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View