Vintage Shopper Pillows

"Woodward’s! Woodward’s $1.49 day. Gone." "Eaton's: The big Eaton's store on Granville Street! Surprise sale! Gone." "The Bay: Hudson’s Bay Company. Been around since 1610. Bay day! Gone." "All of these great Canadian retailers! A big, big part of our past!" "All gone." "Mom must be really upset."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

Sir Winston Churchill

Second hand furniture.

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Early Piety

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Early Colour TV

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

The original paperless office

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

High Riders of the Old West

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"How soon will this be a remnant

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"I love these old decorations!"

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Grandma's caf