Vintage Shopper Prints

"Woodward’s! Woodward’s $1.49 day. Gone." "Eaton's: The big Eaton's store on Granville Street! Surprise sale! Gone." "The Bay: Hudson’s Bay Company. Been around since 1610. Bay day! Gone." "All of these great Canadian retailers! A big, big part of our past!" "All gone." "Mom must be really upset."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

Demure lady with gloves

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

Sir Winston Churchill

Shoe Shine/Lace Tie

The Missing Sock Returns

Second hand furniture.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Military Medals

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

The Elliot Ness monster.

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Early Piety

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Early Colour TV

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Ikea for hippies" 1. Flimsig used pallets, old foam 2. Stinkum goat wool 3. Beetup recycled lumber 4. Riskig kerosene lamp 5. Stupor hand blown by Nils 6. Smokum found on beach in Mendocino 7. Woblig 100% driftwood

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Abandoning the computer for a typewriter.

The original paperless office

'Jerry's 'old school'.'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Grandma's caf

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman