Vintage Memorabilia Gifts

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Man in the Post Office.

Billy. The Kid.

Wine Lady

"Downton Abbey Road"

"There's more inside."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Pre-Television Man Caves

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

French Army knife

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"I wonder what this was for."

Pre-Bay