Vintage Memorabilia Gifts

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Man in the Post Office.

Billy. The Kid.

Wine Lady

"Downton Abbey Road"

"There's more inside."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Pre-Television Man Caves

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

A 1920's film director with hand-cranked camera and megaphone.

'Are you sure this wine is ten years old?' - 'Yes, I remember opening it ten years ago.'

Ye Old Cafe: No Coffee Today - Sore Arm!

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'You can't beat the excitement of a new county season.'

French Army knife

"I see you've discovered the heirloom Twinkies."

"Haven't you a small one that would fit into a soldier's pack?"

Fossil bands

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

The Fab Four

Classic Halftime Shows (Super Bowl III)

Lennon-McCartney-Lennon.

Lionel Messi

'I'm worried about that dog's hearing,Doris.'

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

"So, you're still doing the Western thing."

'When I said loosen your buckle and let 'em drop, I was talking about your gunbelt.'

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

"Did you hear? It turns out old power cords are really valuable! Good things Dad kept them!"

Scarecrow chasing Igor with a brain

"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

"I wonder what this was for."