Art Toy Collector T-Shirts

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"You left this on our ship."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

The Hobby Store

Use your imagination.

Surf Casting

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Rocking horse

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Lego Haircut

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Toy Shops and Educated Children