Art Toy Collector Prints

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"You left this on our ship."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

The Hobby Store

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Use your imagination.

Surf Casting

Rocking horse

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

'It didn't hurt at all. You gave it to my teddy bear.'

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Lego Haircut

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."