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'I could only afford a Yo.'

Toys Were Me

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'At lone at last.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Mum has a bad judgement day - Well OK, you can take it to your room as long as you play it quietly.

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Teddy and friends.

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"