Classic Toy Enthusiast T-Shirts

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Little Boy Ambushing a Jack in the Box.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

"Werewolves of London..."

Rocking Horse

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Childlike love

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Help me!

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Toys

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"