Toy Gun Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Now you've really done it, young man. You've poked a hole in the ozone layer!"

Toy guns.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

The Rubber Ball Company

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Werewolves of London..."

Gun laws US

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Childlike love

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

"Especially modified you say..."

Toys

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Help me!