Toy Gun Collector Gifts

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Bribes for Jabs

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

ZOO

Tired Barbie

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

"You got the dolls yesterday? My mom says I took nine months!"

Teddy and friends.

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.