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"I'm sure it increases your sense of security, Mr. Bromer, but I do wish you'd go back to your little blanket."

'Now this gun can shoot ducks flying or sitting.'

"Ever the gentleman, eh, Westbrook?"

"It's a big responsibility but I believe I can be both 'Joe six pack' and 'Joe six gun'."

'I counted six shots! Rush him before he can reload!'

'I feel so secure with you, Harold.'

'I always give Leno a 21 gun salute.'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

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Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

International Women's Day

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Seagiraffes

Cocktails on the verandah.

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