Asset Accumulator Gifts

"And this is a picture of me before I became a high net worth individual."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

Travel looks strong!

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

"I detect an accent – money?"

Business Philosophy 101.

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Always bought low.'

William and Real Estate

Plays well with other people's $.

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Yes I read the report that they filed for bankruptcy. Don't read too much into that,'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

'We sell gifts for people to give to graduates they know.'

'To begin with, yoiu'll need assets.'

'In today's stocks... small caps rose on news big company stocks fell...'

Deep pockets on line two.

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'

It's important to maintain liquidity! It must be a business school.

"That's it for assets. For liabilities, I suppose I should start with her."

Asset management over development.

'That's not cologne. I was just rolling around in our huge cash reserves.'

'Can I protect my assets through moral bankruptcy?'

A butler holds down a tennis net so his master can more easily jump over it to shake the hand of his opponent.

'Due to the cost of living rises we need to increase our bonus and remuneration packages.'

L. $. G. F. E. S. What has he got that I haven't got?

'I thought I heard you rattling around.'