Asset Assessor Gifts

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Caution signs.

Travel looks strong!

Safety Barriers

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

First Aid Box

"Smart Arse"

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

See the house whose property taxes were raised

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

William and Real Estate

Plays well with other people's $.

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

Laboratory- risk assessor

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'

'Yes I read the report that they filed for bankruptcy. Don't read too much into that,'

'To begin with, yoiu'll need assets.'

"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"

"Of course not everyone believes in all the health and safety rules....Jim here thinks it's all complete nonsense!"

'So next time we help a customer take from a pyramid stack, which can should we choose ?'

Deep pockets on line two.

'You want to sue me for spilling tea down your own clothes!'