Asset Assessor T-Shirts

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Caution signs.

Safety Barriers

Travel looks strong!

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

First Aid Box

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'

"Smart Arse"

"Let's talk more about your valuation policy."

See the house whose property taxes were raised

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

William and Real Estate

Laboratory- risk assessor

'One day I just decided, screw it - I'm as rich as hell and I'm not going to fake it anymore.'

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'

"Your tech gadgets will become obsolete, but the nice thing about money is it never goes out of style."

'Yes I read the report that they filed for bankruptcy. Don't read too much into that,'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'To begin with, yoiu'll need assets.'

"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"

"Of course not everyone believes in all the health and safety rules....Jim here thinks it's all complete nonsense!"

'So next time we help a customer take from a pyramid stack, which can should we choose ?'

Deep pockets on line two.

'You want to sue me for spilling tea down your own clothes!'

'I liked being a millionaire before everyone became one.'