Tax Assessor Gifts

Tax Man Deducts A Witch's Broom As A Travel Expense

See the house whose property taxes were raised

"How come they call these tax returns when I never get any money returned?"

Good heavens, what's a girl who looks like Kim Basinger doing working in an Inland Revenue office?

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

'Ok, I'm in a paperwork mood. Let 'er rip.'

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

Next time, a larger tip for the server and less free tax advice.

'There's more to life than winning. There's also losing - to offset taxable capital gains.'

Is this your idea of a joke, Findlay...?

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

The transparent safe box of Panama

Flat tax - equal burden?

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

"Your taxes,pension and health deductions have exceeded your wages - here's your bill."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'Brilliant, Prof.Brainstorm. Any fool can come up with a new product, you've come up with a new tax break.'

European Union: Entering a prohibitive tax zone.

Panama Papers Scandal

'...and at this point I'm afraid the tax laws become totally theoretical.'

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"Tax evasion is like a cancer, it's growing exponentially!"

'We decided the current system for reviewing corporation tax was too complex so we'll trial the 'think of a number and then double it' method.'

"Everybody's impressed with how you can shred incriminating documents into one long strand."

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

'Would you do me the honour of becoming tax advantaged with me?'

'...And do you John take Jennifer to be your lawfully wedded wife? To have and to hold, to write off on your taxes?'

I've found a loophole in your loophole