Risk Assessor Gifts

Banana Warning

"Some bloke wants to know if we've carried out a thorough risk assessment?"

Health and Safety

'Have I got this poster straight?'

Bird landing on detonator.

"Any accidents in the last 5 years?"

"It's all 'Health and Safety' these days..."

"So you think you've thoroughly vetted this guy? Have you seen his bumper stickers?"

"Sire the risk-assessment people say, No way."

"And would you put the heading.... 'PLEASE DON'T DO THIS...NEVER DO THIS' in capitals."

"Of course not everyone believes in all the health and safety rules....Jim here thinks it's all complete nonsense!"

'We better pick this up before somebody slips.'

First Aid Box

Caution signs.

'So next time we help a customer take from a pyramid stack, which can should we choose ?'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

Caution Dry Floor

'Billy The Kid?! Only name folks gonna remember from here on is Jimmy The Risk Averse, buddy...'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

Monkey business

Unnecessary alarm company

'You want to sue me for spilling tea down your own clothes!'

"Are you crazy?! Somebody could get hurt on that thing!"

"I love your enthusiasm for health and safety but enough is enough!"

Safety Barriers

"I don't know. I just have a funny feeling about this elevator."

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

Arctic slip hazard...

Danger

'Risk assessor' in laboratory

Laboratory- risk assessor

"We obviously have to carry out a full root and branch review here."

"Sorry Mr. Dumpty, but you need to be risk-assessed first..."