Risk Assessment Enthusiast Gifts

"Since I told Colin about a few of the risks of working in an office environment he's refusing to come out from hiding in the filing cabinet."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Caution signs.

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Safety Barriers

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'This is your lucky day!'

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

First Aid Box

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Laboratory- risk assessor

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'