Risk Assessment Enthusiast Mugs

"Since I told Colin about a few of the risks of working in an office environment he's refusing to come out from hiding in the filing cabinet."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

Caution signs.

Safety Barriers

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'This is your lucky day!'

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

First Aid Box

"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

Laboratory- risk assessor

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'