Risk Assessment Specialist Mugs

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

Caution signs.

Safety Barriers

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'This is your lucky day!'

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

First Aid Box

"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

Laboratory- risk assessor

"This new software is amazing...it can identify potential insurance liabilities long before any risk is even identified..."

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

Accident Free Days 14?3.

"I'd like to introduce our new consultant on risk management!"

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

"Let the minutes show we're not taking the pension fund and putting it all on the 2.30 at Newmarket."