Risk Assessment Mugs

'This is your lucky day!'

'Everything on black is not a risk management strategy, Hoskins.'

'Could you bring in that list of risk factors you downloaded yesterday?'

"Suspenders and a belt? You must be the guy from risk management."

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

'I think it's ridiculous! There hasn't been a flood in this area for fifty years!'

'We better pick this up before somebody slips.'

First Aid Box

"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"Our insurance policy was Teflon coated... Nothing sticks."

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"Looking both ways isn't always enough."

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Watch it with that thing - you'll put my eye out!"

"He used to be such a happy, carefree child. Then his invisible playmates became Health & Safety officers."

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

"Oh, that's Mr Norris. He's our risk analyst."

"Who would have thought we should have included a chapter in the H&S handbook telling staff how to sharpen a pencil without skewering their heads."

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'It has come to my attention that we need to hedge against our five-year plan.'

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

On the brink.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Failure/Due Diligence

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

"I don't like the look of this."

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"