Risk Enthusiast Mugs

"I was spreading some risk around, and apparently it all wound up in your portfolio."

'I'm not interested in minimum risk. I want long term gains without risk.'

'Should I buy or sell?'

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

"I thought you said risk taking was okay?" 'Not putting the pension fund on Lucky Lady to win."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

"What's your definition of financial risk taker?"

'Procter and Gamble? I dunno, sounds risky - what if everyone stops using toilet paper?'

'Now a look at today's trading figures'.

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'I don't know that using a new opening in a chess match makes you a risk taker.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"Wait! Come back! Discover how exciting a brokerage account can be! Give me your retirement savings!"

'We don't do 'double ro quits' here Mr Simkins.'

"What's become of all the visible risks: speeding trucks, fires, floods? Now it's all genes, radiation and chemical substances."

'Ask about a bank loan' - No thanks - a loan shark has offered me a better rate.

"Oh My God it's a NEVER event."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

"Are you one of those people who will complain a lot if you lose everything?"

A middle-aged mid-level executive, middle class, with a mid-size car makes a daring choice...

Business cartoon of businesswoman riding unicycle on a tightrope.

"I got through just in time! I'm surprised you hadn't thought of it - I've just bet the maximum on every horse in the race to win and each way..."

"I've been encouraging him to take more risks."

Slug roulette.

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'I got out of the market just in time - before it went on its great bull run.'

'He never was one for making risky predictions.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Do not look up!

'This is a banking style investment casino.'

'I've made fortunes, lost fortunes...luckily they were other people's fortunes.'