Risk Aficionado Mugs

'I'm screwed...'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

"No, it hasn't, but when the sky does fall your investments are going to do very, very, well.''

Enter your pin into the bubble.

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

"I told you everyone would come as a bull or a bear..."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

'Eat a balanced diet, walk daily and make prudent investments.'

"Good God! Has the dollar fallen that far?"

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

'The market dropped on the news some IRS refund checks said 'do not cash until next Friday'.'

Clever pitbulls.

Have you hugged your money today?

'You should have been here last quarter when his earnings estimate was off by two cents, instead of one.'

"The stocks rally wavered on news Janet Yellen sounded greenspanish."

'I hear the market went on quite a roller coaster ride today.'

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic