Risk Afficionado Mugs

'Surprisingly enough, this is in the range of acceptable risk.'

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"My name's Edwin, and I'm addicted to risk."

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'As you can clearly see in this Pie Chart...something is eating into our profit margins!'

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'Today, the market did the 'Ol' Dipsy, but recovered in the 'Doodle'.'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

'You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental.'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'Yea, I give away the fire. I make my money on insurance.'

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

"To mom, apple pie, and foreign investors who keep our economy humming."

"The people who were running the economy last year... are running the economy this year."

Clever pitbulls.

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

"The markets seem to be a little jittery this morning."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

"We've lowered our IPO price so many times, the Street's referring to it as an Initial Pathetic Offer."

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

'The stock market rose sharply today, and the police are baffled.'

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

Fearing insurance rate increases if he had another accident claim, Dave tries a new harness system.

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"I can't sue my insurance company because it was an act of god? Well, then, can I sue my church?"

"Try getting life insurance when scientists are always supplying you with tobacco."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."