Risk Analyst Adventurer Gifts

"Look! Another non regulated bank!"

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'My new investment counselor keeps referring to my stock portfolio as 'a financial aneurism waiting to happen'.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

'I'm not taking any chances with the water jump this year.'

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"If your instincts tell you to go out in a shark infested ocean then go. My instincts are sending me to a nice little aquarium out in the suburbs."

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

"Let the minutes show we're not taking the pension fund and putting it all on the 2.30 at Newmarket."

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

'Should I buy or sell?'

'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

'We just need to increase our collision policy enough to cover the amount of damage to our car from Joy backing into our neighbor's car, rick.'

'Well I think we've nearly broken the back of this 'risk assessment..'

"Hold on. To avoid getting sued, I'll have to run it by legal."

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

"I did a risk assessment of the dangers of not doing a risk assessment, and decided it wasn't worth it."

James never left his bed, seeing nothing but danger in the financial world.