Risk Explorer Gifts

In and Out Tray

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

First Aid Box

'The financial advisor is here.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"He's doing it again, your honor!"

Locally Grown Stocks, Farm Fresh CDs, Free Range Annuities.

'This is Adventure Capital! You want Venture Capital two doors down.'

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Stock Exchange.

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'When daddy comes home, tell him you still love him, even though he lost money with stupid trades in emerging markets.'