Daily Risk Explorer Gifts

Harold M.: He's Sure Taking A Lot Of Chances!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

"I know it's a big risk, Fred, but don't lose sight of its strongest selling point: You're taking it, not me!"

'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'

Yomp Investments - Big risks sometimes means BIG BUCKS!: 'I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'...'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Fish talking in a bar - one has a heap of hooks hanging out of his head 'And you must be the one who got away?'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"You doomscroll, I make coffee, and together we forge bravely into each new day."

'What's your tolerance for risk?'

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

Euro Balloon: Please watch out for other currencies on your way down!

"I'm a little uneasy about the 'sometimes'."

'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"In the event of a water landing, your seat cushions may be used as flotation devices. And, your tray tables may be used to bash sharks."

NYSE. Many will enter, few will win.

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

"Let the minutes show we're not taking the pension fund and putting it all on the 2.30 at Newmarket."

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'

"Chris, find a safe and fast way into lucrative tax heavens!"

'Should I buy or sell?'

Investments: thrill-seekers welcome.

'You took out a policy with us Tuesday morning and had a fire Tuesday afternoon...What was the delay?'

A businessman balancing on a unicycle that has a coin as a wheel, on the line of a graph of falling financial performance.

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

'We want someone who's willing to take risks.'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

'Great. Now that I've got a better idea of your tolerance for risk, I have a few investments to recommend.'

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