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Risk Assessments Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone involved in risk assessments or safety procedures? Our collection features clever designs and witty cartoons that bring a lighthearted twist to serious responsibilities. Whether it's for a safety officer, auditor, or a safety-conscious colleague, these items combine humor with professionalism, making risk assessments less rigorous and more fun.
'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'
Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick
On the brink.
"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"
Caution signs.
Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.
Safety Barriers
'Walk upright?. . . But what about banana peels?'
"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."
"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."
"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"
'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'
'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'
'This is your lucky day!'
"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."
First Aid Box
"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."
"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."
'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'
'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'
Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy
Cathedral Made Safe.
'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'
'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'
Laboratory- risk assessor
"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"
"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."
"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"
'We've considered every potential risk except the risks of avoiding all risks.'
'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'
William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat
"Let the minutes show we're not taking the pension fund and putting it all on the 2.30 at Newmarket."
'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'
'That's Renfrew -- he's in charge of high-risk portfolios.'
Risk Assessments Gifts Collection
Risk Assessments Mugs
Looking for more risk assessment humor? Check out our collection of mugs that bring a witty twist to safety and risk management themes.
Risk Assessments Pillows
Brighten up any office or safety station with our witty risk assessment pillows, blending humor and comfort effortlessly.
Risk Assessments Prints
Find the perfect risk management print to inspire your workspace with humor and professional flair.
Risk Assessments T-Shirts
Discover our fun risk assessment t-shirts—perfect for safety professionals who like to add humor to their wardrobe.