Risk Reassessor Gifts

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

Annual Stockholders' Meeting: Take some tissues.

Caution signs.

Safety Barriers

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

"These are my little helpers - social worker,child psychology, risk assessment,health and safety, paramedic and compo for kids."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'Who stuck corks on all the cursors?'

'I've drawn up a health and safety policy for the company.'

'This is your lucky day!'

"The key to making the right decision is knowing which coin to flip."

First Aid Box

"More specifically, we're looking for someone to take care of things that are bound to happen eventually."

"Until we know more about the nature of the threat, we should stay calm and wash out hands to keep it from spreading."

Non-Drinkers and Smokers Insurance Policy

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Look at these accident statistics. What can't the government do something about it?'

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

"A little hard work never killed anyone. But still, why tempt fate?"

Laboratory- risk assessor

"Let's pick up our cars now, 'kay Puddin'?"

"The changes in the rules for risk management will turn the industry on its head."

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

'With these crazy markets, you have to diversify to protect your money. Put some under your mattress, some in your sock drawer, maybe some in a hole in the yard...'

'Apparently, he leaned over to read a 'safety notice' and fell out of the window.'

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'Morning. I'm your new health and safety officer.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

"Of course not everyone believes in all the health and safety rules....Jim here thinks it's all complete nonsense!"

'When they say EVERY possible risk needs a sign I don't think they meant you!'

'So next time we help a customer take from a pyramid stack, which can should we choose ?'