"What have you other than your bag of parrots?"
Quirky Asset Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for your quirky asset collector? Explore our collection of playful, creatively themed items that highlight their passion for collecting with a humorous twist. From mugs to art prints, these gifts will honor their unique hobby and bring a smile to their face, making every collection moment even more special.
"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."
Larry's used art
Seagiraffes
"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."
'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'
"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"
"Will you have a Sphinx?"
Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.
Raincloud Umbrella
"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."
Duck Hunt
Thinks he's too cool for school.
Early cyborg.
Best before 65 million BC.
"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."
"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."
Ice shelfie.
"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."
A man walks his dog wearing a cone.
"Dear? The toothpaste is on the top shelf. Don't touch the tube on the bottom shelf, that's Grandma's triple strength epoxy denture adhesive."
"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."
"Now, why didn't I think of that?"
'Anorak anoraks'.
A trevor of trainspotters
Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.
"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"
"Things are looking up!"
"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."
Dog selling toilet water on front lawn
'Don't you think it's just a little weird to have a cemetery for houseplants?!'
It's great for pulling the birds!
Inflating Boobs.
"Just a harmless little genetic experiment," they said. Yeah, right...
"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."
Quirky Asset Collector Gifts Collection
Quirky Asset Collector Mugs
Discover our range of quirky collectible-themed mugs, perfect for asset collectors who love a good laugh with their morning coffee.
Quirky Asset Collector Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to complement their creative space and showcase their asset collecting passion with some quirky charm.
Quirky Asset Collector Prints
Browse our vibrant prints that celebrate asset collecting with humor and style—ideal for decorating a creative and quirky space.
Quirky Asset Collector T-Shirts
Explore our playful T-shirts designed for asset collectors with a creative streak and a sense of humor.