Absurdist Real Estate Lover Gifts

Looking for a gift for the absurdist real estate lover? Celebrate their passion for unconventional property with our playful, creatively themed items. Whether they adore quirky homes, bizarre architectural ideas, or offbeat property investments, our unique products will bring a smile and match their love for the unconventional. From humorous mugs to quirky art prints, find the perfect way to show you understand their creative spirit and passion for all things unusual in real estate.

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"Look. Living on the Green Belt makes our home worth a lot more!"

"Look. Living on the Green Belt makes our home worth a lot more!" mockup

"Look. Living on the Green Belt makes our home worth a lot more!"

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'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.' mockup

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

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Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range' mockup

Estate Agent showing client his parents' house - '...and here's one from our affordable homes range'

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An exaggeration of estate agents

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Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

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'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?' mockup

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

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Mouse real estate!

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'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.' mockup

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

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Estate Agents: Executive Homes

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'Is the fire included?'

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'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.' mockup

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

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"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept." mockup

"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."

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'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.' mockup

'There are no skeletons in the closets but you might have troubles with those in the back yard.'

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Coming Soon- Trump Circle

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Real estate.

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"It's a bit of a fixer-upper."

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"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street." mockup

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

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'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'

'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.' mockup

'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'

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Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.

Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case. mockup

Yes. This is definitely a house. The Housing Authority closes another tough case.

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This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows. mockup

This is our proposal for your new housing development. We've chosen to call it The Meadows.

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"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..." mockup

"Can I suggest a hoarder's house? It's perfect for a young family of rats to move in and share with the current owner..."

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'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...' mockup

'When you described it as a remote house in the country...'

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"It's fine - you know, it's a moon." mockup

"It's fine - you know, it's a moon."

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'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.' mockup

'It's okay, there's a six-figure carpeting allowance.'

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An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

An Englishman's home is his sand castle. mockup

An Englishman's home is his sand castle.

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'That house is a fixer upper. Are you handy with a checkbook?'

'That house is a fixer upper. Are you handy with a checkbook?' mockup

'That house is a fixer upper. Are you handy with a checkbook?'

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"I figure I could get eighty grand for it now .... if someone wanted a treehouse."

"I figure I could get eighty grand for it now .... if someone wanted a treehouse." mockup

"I figure I could get eighty grand for it now .... if someone wanted a treehouse."

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'We did have a house in your bracket, but we sold it in 1932.'

'We did have a house in your bracket, but we sold it in 1932.' mockup

'We did have a house in your bracket, but we sold it in 1932.'

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A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course mockup

A realtor shows a couple around a crazy golf course

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'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.' mockup

'I hope buying this house won't sink us.'

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Affordable Housing Estate Agents - 'It's affordable if you're rich...'

Affordable Housing Estate Agents - 'It's affordable if you're rich...' mockup

Affordable Housing Estate Agents - 'It's affordable if you're rich...'

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'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.' mockup

'In return for storing the nuclear waste, we get a big break on the mortgage.'

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'And the 4th bedroom?'

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Bank Owned

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Absurdist Real Estate Lover Gifts Collection

Absurdist Real Estate Lover Mugs

Explore more quirky gifts for the absurdist real estate fan on our mugs page – perfect for brightening their mornings with humor and style.

Absurdist Real Estate Lover Pillows

Add comfort and quirky charm with pillows that speak to their love of the strange and unusual in real estate. Shop now for a gift that will stand out.

Absurdist Real Estate Lover Prints

Bring their favorite bizarre properties to life with our eccentric prints. Discover unique artwork that matches their creative real estate spirit.

Absurdist Real Estate Lover T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for your absurdist real estate lover! Our collection of fun, creative designs celebrates their passion for unconventional properties.