Property Market Buff T-Shirts

Shoe house.

"I think we have mice in the walls."

Location, Location!

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

'I see a carefree lifestyle by a quiet lake. No, wait, my mistake - looks like I called up the real estate section.'

'The owners are a bunch of clowns.'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

Igloo sales

'Well, yes... The cellar IS a bit damp. But therefore the rent is really low!'

Turtle Home

'Forget my mortgage application, fill this bag with money. I've decided to make a cash offer!'

The King and His Real Estate Advisors

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

'We can't decide between raising kids and raising a mortgage deposit.'

"For sale £470,000 house included"

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

For Sale By Owner

For Sale

"This is my 'country house.' I also have a duplex in the city."

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"Like I told you Gladys: location, location, location."

"I remember when you used to see 3 or 4 of these a week!"

'The meaning of life is location,location,location.'

'I won't lie, it can get windy here.'

'One might say the market's gone from the sub-prime to the iniquitous!'

'Wow, they certainly know how to hide their poverty!'

"I think we are finally ready to buy a house! What's the market like?"