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"Nice extension."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

A corner market is taken over by suburban sprawl.

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

"Look, son, real estate."

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

'The buildings are merging.'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'