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"We're sitting on a landbank that could accommodate tens of thousands of new homes. We can wait a few years and generate even more profit..."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"Sold his air rights."

Who Let the Dawg In?

'I can count on one hand the number of contracts that I didn't finish on time.'

An exaggeration of estate agents

"I've just bought five acres of prime oceanfront. Want to help me build on it?"

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

'It started out as a little tree house for the kids and we kept adding on to it.'

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

"When we said we'd build 'affordable' homes we had a particular buyer in mind."

"I see no problems. We can get lots more of these houses in.."

'Now from this room you can get a great view of the whales going by!'