Rental Market Explorer Gifts

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

Yeah, once again, Mistress missed out on getting the rental property she wanted. The usual issue: no pets allowed...

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"I'm from brokers without borders. Invest in deserted island reits!"

At the market

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

Estate Agent - This house that's 'just what we are looking for' is ours

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"It's a great Fixer-Upper and this is Ken, single, available and a pretty decent handyman."

Realty. Remember

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

'We're looking for a place with no high walls.'

Jack and the Beanie stock.

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

"Airbnb?"

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''