Rental Market Gifts

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

"Liable to flooding? Whatever gives you that idea sir?"

"This is all we have available. It has an accordian front door, a shelf, a phone, and a spectacular view."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

'...you said, 'it only gets a bit damp when it rains'!''

'There goes any chance of us getting our security deposit back.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

Igloo sales

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

'They're playing house.'

House hunting is cruel.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Dog Realtor

Affordable housing - Mum and Dads.

"The landlord has promised to sort out the damp problems."

"For sale £470,000 house included"

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

"Airbnb?"

"Sorry son, I rented out your room to backpackers on Airbnb."

Letting agent on the phone: 'OK, so there's fungus in the bathroom - but on the plus side, it IS organic.'

'I always thought Facebook was the perfect roommate...Until the rent came due.'

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

The lessor of two evils.

"It's got a great view!"

"It's a new rent concept - fifteen minutes for a quarter."

'Look, they're slowing down.'

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

Real Estate Crispy Flakes: Location/Location/ Location

We divided it up and turned it into a rental.

"We need to find more stable housing."

"The previous tenant has gone away for a very long time."