Rental Market Follower Gifts

'Damp? The bath's got a ring round its OUTSIDE!'

"Looks like rent-a-mob's arrived."

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

'Hmmph. Here's an ad for affordable housing five minutes from downtown. By what means? Learjet?'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"To be honest, I'd be stupid not to take advantage of the market."

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

With their sales slumping due to high gas prices, many RVs are being converted...

"We just need more wiggle room."

"Airbnb?"

'You're watching the stock market wayyy too closely.'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

Updated Classic: Bleak House Sales

'Look at my new overdraft its fantastic.'

Then the housing bubble burst and we lost our funding. Stonehenge Estates. A gated community.

"We've townsized."

"So, how's that 'Tiny House living' working for you so far?"

"Homeowner please help."

'With so many children, I can't afford to live in a choo anymore.'

Estate Agents.

'Property ownership is SO nineties! Gerald and I sold our house to a private consortia and are leasing back.'

'Inflation allows you to live in a more expensive neighbourhood without even moving.'

'I can't afford to move, so I'm having an extension done.'

'Here is the lead-based paint information, Fair Housing criteria, laws regarding tobacco use outdoors slip-and-fall warning, and barring any further public hysteria, the lease itself.'

'Home builders' watch the 'Housing starts' chart with excitement

"Food prices up, gas prices about to soar - stocks down - house value down - what's next?"

"The area has recently moved from being a dump to being an expensive dump."

"Well, thank God it's not the plumbing! Let's run down town, drop off a check and sign that lease!!"

Foreclosure

"Considering the rental market, this property offers a fantastic view, and they'll drop the restrictions."

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'How are house sales going? I'm phoning down for the latest figures.'

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

'Of course, the base price doesn't include the many upgrades available.'