Price Regulation Analyst T-Shirts

Cuban government bumps private transport prices

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'Dalrymple came to us from the public sector.'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Great news! It's a light touch regulatory framework."

'What a bargain!'

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'What do you mean the FDA is going to start regulating the use of eyes of Newts?'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

Man from 'Environmental Health visits a caf� run by bugs

Short Memories

Moanathon.

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Dadonomics

Public Meetings: 'If you check the guide it's clear that you only need to say 'chair'.'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

Fill In The Blanks.

"Yeah, Eddie, but think about it this way - We don't have to comply with ANYTHING!"

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

'I think it's for compliance with some Federal safety regulation.'

'Ah, those were great days. The Pre-Accountability Era.'

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

History of Gasoline.

"Classic ballcap $79.95. White, black, red or blue. Adjustable. One size fits all."

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

Cards. Birthday. I don't know if 50 is the new 40, but apparently $4.95 is the new buck-fifty!