Car Price Analyst T-Shirts

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

"Don't think of yourself as just another small cog in a vast bureaucratic machine.. but rather as a quite important cost centre."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

A Youtube video explained what I've been sensing for years: The auto industry is about to implode. It's going so well. But the average incentive per car is soaring. That means they're trying harder and harder to maintain sales. I saw another video that explains why: More and more people are leasing cars, because the lizard people have put fluoride in the water. Just 'cause one Youtube channel's legit, doesn't mean they all are. NASA's in on it too.

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

Car Dealer

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Dadonomics

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

History of Gasoline.

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

'Now that we've lulled you with our no-haggle sales policy, our finance manager will apply heavy arm twisting for dealer add-ons.'

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

Used Cars. The price of gas is $3.30 a gallon. The price of this baby is only $2.59 a pound.

World Demand Price Up

Facing a Cold Winter