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"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"I'm aware that you brought a high-powered agent...are you aware that this job pays $26,382 and nine cents per year?"

"We re cutting back on overhead."

"Don't think of yourself as just another small cog in a vast bureaucratic machine.. but rather as a quite important cost centre."

'Water into wine is certainly impressive. D'you do water into petrol?'

'I've saved a bundle on cubicles. I only hire mimes who do that invisible wall thing.'

Domino Effect of Rising Gas Prices.

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Car Dealer

"I'm a dynamic pricing consultant."

'The medical term for your distress is, 'Pain at the Pump' There's a lot of it going around'

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Dadonomics

"I don't have a set price. I charge what the market will bear."

"One more remark like that, lady, and you'll never get to see this show."

'Turn right at the first $4.09 unleaded, then a hang a left at $4.03 unleaded, and over the bridge, past the $4.01 unleaded...'

History of Gasoline.

"Cash for clunkers 2.0"

'Now that we've lulled you with our no-haggle sales policy, our finance manager will apply heavy arm twisting for dealer add-ons.'

"Their entire friendship is based on regret over property they SHOULD have bought when it was affordable."

'And this one has a digital readout to tell you 'how-much' the car is depreciating!'

'Our high prices have helped lower highway fatalities, but do we get any thanks? No.'

When Newt Colonizes the Moon...

Facing a Cold Winter

World Demand Price Up

'Yes, two thousand dollars does seem expensive but remember, that's in today's dollars.'