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'At least you know exactly where you stand with a dealer like Bob.'

At the market

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Little Tiny Push-Carts

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

All you'd expect in a British car!

Stock Market Adventure

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

"Since it cost as much as our house, can we take out a mortgage instead of a loan?"

The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

Car Dealer

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge