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'At least you know exactly where you stand with a dealer like Bob.'

At the market

'I remember when all this was fields.'

'I love to see you all so busy!'

Little Tiny Push-Carts

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

'Some people say they're ego-compensation, but what do they know.'

Assets On Hand/Familiarity With Landscape

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"You have 24/7 roadside assistance to compensate for your new car's immediate depreciation."

Caveman to business partner selling rocks: 'Maybe we should diversify into sticks.'

'With our pioneering spirit we are going to break into some great new markets.'

'If it starts, notice the roar of power.'

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

New diet. Look. 1,000,000 visitor. Buy. EOA. Survey. Tired of . Eye test for internet users.

Calls of the Wild: Moose Call, Coyote Call and Margin Call.

Risk Management - ''Be careful' All you can tell me is 'be careful''

All you'd expect in a British car!

Stock Market Adventure

It was owned by a little old lady who could make a decision faster than you.

"What makes you so sure our local farmers know what they're doing?"

"You've heard of the bank that likes to say 'yes' well we're the bank that likes to laugh in your face unless you've got an 80% deposit."

Estate Agent: Houses with Hedge....Houses Without Hedge

"Look dear...I bought two farmers!"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

The possibilities of outernet sales were limitless.

"Is the snapper fresh?"

"We're goiong to leave now so we can get a jump on wandering around the parking lot looking for our car."