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"Have you got it in beige?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'It seats two comfortably.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."