Auto Dealership Explorer Mugs

"Have you got it in beige?"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Do you buy cars here?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'The old woman who lives in a shoe gets a camper van.'

New-Car Shopping with Arianna Huffington: 'She says if we give her a car, she'll give us exposure by driving it around.'

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

'Doctor, are you going to finance it or shall I just bill Medicare?'