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'I got my wife a smart car, and now it keeps hiding from her.'

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Good grief! Our house is so 'smart' it just refinanced itself!'

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'Hybrid technology does make me feel safer.'

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Jiddury? Social anxiety. That's what Google says it is, anyway. But Google's no doctor. I thought it'd be better to get the opinion of a professional. I see, well, why don't we start the diagnosis by having you hang up your phone, get out of your car and come inside? No, that's ok. I'm good here. You have a lovely parking lot. I've got donuts in here. No, that's ok, I'm good. I've got cracker crumbs on the floor.

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

"According to my calculations that shouldn't have happened."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

Sensory confusion syndrome.

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

'So, hows the ullage?'

'Smart bloke.'

'There're 4 guys working on the car. They won't let me watch so as not to distract them, and they're still not done.'

"No, it's not and earthquake. When our smart home goes into sleep mode, it tends to snore."

"I've just been replaced by an app..."

Me, my master is a lawyer, so car rides with him are always exciting: we chase ambulances!"

"Now I'd like you to practice putting your seat into recline."

'I don't understand it! I planted carrots.'

On frigid mornings I go to my car, turn the heated seat up to high, then head out for a freshly-baked cinnamon roll. Ah, warm buns!

Electric motorcycles catch fire in Cuba

'Your car has failed it's MOT.' - 'Oh, b***ocks.' - 'I'm going to replace your lambda control.' - 'I don't even know what that is...' - 'It's expensive. That's all you need to know. My little blue victim.' - 'Gah.'

"Our smart, driverless car must know I've gained a few pounds. It keeps driving me to the gym."

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

"I stole a smart car- it texted the police and picked me out in an identity parade."

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

"That's no a digital assistant - it's my coffee thermos."

'At least you know exactly where you stand with a dealer like Bob.'