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"Interior driver-assist options monitor your alertness, gauge coordination, and smell fear."

Roads with a view.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Solar Power.

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

"According to my calculations that shouldn't have happened."

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

Formula One

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

'Smart bloke.'

Roadie

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."

'Safety zone ends, resume driving like idiots.'