Smart Car Fanatic Gifts

"Interior driver-assist options monitor your alertness, gauge coordination, and smell fear."

"Google car."

Roads with a view.

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Solar Power.

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Cars at the drive in.

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

"According to my calculations that shouldn't have happened."

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

Charging Station

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'

"I stole a smart car and it took me straight to the police department."

'Any chance of making this a 'catch and release', officer?'

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

Formula One

Fred developed a hybrid-hybrid bio-diesel car.

'There are 12 in my family. Do you have anything smaller?'

'I know it's safe... but it is still the last time I let you buy the car.'

"I had a wonderful time. I just wish you were Oprah giving away cars."

Roadie

You're all set - We topped off your fluids, replaced your filter, and emptied your cache.

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

This guy's wife got a second job to buy him a fresh pair of spoke rims for his 1959 Impala. Talk about true love."

Ernie, you're still not being honest in the ad for the cars you're selling! Many of these were abandoned! That's why I say "driverless cars"! And lighting torched this one! Making it a type of "electric car." This was totally trashed when taken for a joyride! So I was accurate when I called it a "recreational vehicle." And the limo - It gets 5 MPG, but you say it gets over 20MPG! That's why I also say "It's a stretch"!

Car all battered at the back with a sticker in rear window - 'No baby or small person on board'.

'Smart bloke.'