Smart Car Aficionado Gifts

My Smart Car keeps pulling toward the library.

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

"Your new car indicates when your spare tire is low. I assume it hasn't been in touch."

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I need to tinkle."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Deflator mouse

Motor Tourism

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Useless add-ons.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.