Smart Cars Gifts

'Smart bloke.'

'I have arrested it Sarge, I caught it speeding and it refused to cooperate?'

"Actually your smart car wouldn't have to be too smart to be smarter than you."

"According to my calculations that shouldn't have happened."

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"One year closer to college!"

Dog Park

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Under pressure.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.